eehehehehe... guess what time it is?
it's....
Trippy Chibi 3!: Trippy Bunnie, The Final Installment,
And the RETURN of the RETURN of the RETURN of the 19th Angel!
By: Miss Bunnie K. Delray, that's me!

~Author's Notes~
~I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack! I'm sure all of your pitiful souls are wondering, "MY GODDESS, what is she torturing us with now?!" Sorry, guys, but it's the LAST and final installment of the Trippy Trilogy. *sniff* Bye-bye Trippy Screen, and Trippy Verse. We'll miss you! See, normally, I'd add another story, but y'know... Then, it'd be like, uh, quadrupilogy, or something. That's just plain STRANGE! Maybe I'll do the Star Wars thing and make "Trippy Yui! Episode 1!" or something SCARY like that. Oh hey, here comes the legal mumbo jumbo, just scroll down for the story. (By the way, the 19th Angel is a VERY exaggerated character based on a true living human being. We had to exaggerate the 19th Angel so he'd be at least a worthy oppenent and baddie. No hard feelings, 19th Angel if you're readin' this! You know da drill...)~

Gendou sat upright in his frilly pink water bed, complete with a canopy, the lucky duck in duckie PJ's! Gendou fumbled around on his nightstand for his pretty little pink glasses. Then Gendou reached for his Sailor Chibi Moon mug and put on his bunny slippers. (Not to be confused with MISS BUNNIE! But what the heck, let's put it anyway!) Then Gendou reached for his Sailor Chibi Moon mug and put on his Bunnie slippers.
Gendou sulked down the halls, his bright, baby-blue duckie PJ's a big contrast against the stale, dank halls. Even with the pretty pink rose-colored glasses, Gendou couldn't see squat without his coffee! So when he turned the second corner, he ran right into the wall! Only a couple inches from the doorway to the place where they hide all the coffee! Dowwwwn went Gendou's glasses! Dooooown went Gendou's Sailor Chibi Moon mug! CRACK went his glasses and mug!

***MEANWHILE, deep inside the earth's mushy insides...***
The fomerly mild-mannered and um, well-put-together boy David Kokiadis (Well, now the 19th Angel, but who's paying attention anyway?) lied on a stretcher. His "body" in a full cast. Boy did he look more stoopid than usual! At this point, well, the story kinda paused because the author fell off her chair from laughing...
ANYWAY, the 19th Angel was more cranky than ever! Being in the body cast, he couldn't eat cookies or drink milk just like in the commercial! He was brooding and brooding over his cookies and milk! He was feeling awfully mean because he couldn't eat his cookies, so he hatched a plan! He would draw Gendou, top dawg of NERV, into the Trippy-Verse and brainwash him with him bad RPGs and awful drawing skills! NOT TO MENTION, his bad grammer!
"I know what I'll do!" the 19th Angel exclaimed. "I'll draw Gendou, top dawg of NERV, into the Trippy-Verse and brainwash him with my bad RPGs and awful drawing skills! NOT TO MENTION, my bad grammer!" And then the 19th Angel did the manditory overly dramatic laugh and cackle. "BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *hack!* HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA..." Then the doctor came in 'cuz he had to rip out the 19th Angel's tonsils! (They were severely injured from laughing so much!)
**EVEN MORE MEANWHILE, in the Trippy-Verse**
Ikari Gendou opened his eyes, rubbing them since he left his pretty pink glasses in the real world. Of course, um, Gendou didn't KNOW he wasn't in the real world until just about.... NOW. Gendou had done a beautifully master doubletake. If I do say so myself. And I do or something.
Gendou gazed around, he'd since realized that he was floating and this world looked much like a tye-dyed t-shirt. "They MUST hire an interior decorator here," Gendou mumbled in his spooky monotonous voice. Believe in or not, Gendou has a VERY good sense of colors and fashion! Why he's cooped up and quiet is not because he's an insensitive jerk! He's trying to match beige to something in SEELE!
The Trippy-Verse swirled and rippled as the beautiful Trippy-Screen appeared! The Trippy-Screen showed Gendou's pretty pastel bedroom. He proudly looked into the Trippy-Screen and admired his color scheme. Then.... KAPLOWIE! Trippy-Screen exploded! The Trippy-Verse turned dark and black... Cellos played to create the perfect build-up in suspense as the dreaded 19th Angel arrived! Um.. So scarily in a wheelchair...
"Greetings, Ikari Gendou! Father of Shinji!" the 19th Angel crowed.
"Greetings, um, handicapped person thingy," Gendou was kinda at a loss of words.
"My name is the 19h Angel," he grumbled.
"Oh, sorry," Gendou apologized.
The 19th Angel realized he'd lost his respect so he muttered. "Um, I'm here to brainwash you and take over NERV."
"Nooooo, I don't think so," Gendou challenged him.
The 19th Angel then broke into tears. "Everybody always does that to me! I'm not talented! I can't role-play! I can't draw! I can't write! Nobody loves me! Not even my mommy! MOMMY! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Gendou blinked. "That's okay, isn't it?"
"NO!" the 19th Angel snapped. "That 6th child is a bitch! And I hate her!"
Gendou patted the 19th Angel's shoulder, "There, there, nobody hates you. when did you think everybody sarted hating you?"
The 19th Angel sniffled. "Well, when I was six, there was this circus and the clown said...."
***8 TRIPPY HOURS LATER***
"...And that's why I think I am what I am today," the 19th Angel explained. Gendou was slumped over motionless. 19-A poked him. "zzzz... HUH? Oh, well, of course, Mr. Nineteenth Angel."
"I feel better, Ikari Gendou," the 19th Angel admitted.
"I'm *ahem* glad," Gendou lied.
A white light split the black Trippy-Verse. The white light spread over the 19th Angel. "I'm free," he whispered. He dissolved into the white light and sprinkled the Trippy-Verse with golden sprinkles.
Gendou stared normally. "That was completely screwed."
"GENDOU!" shrieked a voice. "GENDOU!!"
"Huh??" Gendou sat up. "what...?" He looked right to see Bunnie Delray and Ibuki Maya hunched over him.
Bunnie reached out a hand, "We fixed your cute glasses and Chibi Moon mug."
"With DUCT TAPE!" Maya proudly exclaimed.
"What happened?" Bunnie asked. "Did you run into the wall?"
"I believe so. Don't you both have something to do?" Gendou was back to his normally cold and cranky self. He stood up and slumped to get coffee in his fixed mug.
"Whatta grouch!" Bunnie exclaimed.
"Hey, Commander Delray, wasn't this story supposed to be about you?" Maya asked, curiously.
"HEY! It was!! I WAS GIPPED!" Bunnie screamed.

The End For Good, I Promise